Brian and I are taking some giant leaps in the Grown Up department at the moment. Following the revelation that we are soon to be “Parental Units” as January would say, my dear Mum has made it clear that it would really be a good idea to get ourselves a Mortgage while we are at it. She’s right, of course – even my Dad agrees; and the US Gramma (aka Dawn) has performed a Happy Dance at the idea.
We are looking for something in need of considerable TLC, but with “good bones”, as Mum would say.
Here’s where you come in. I want you all to visualise – with as much clarity and conviction as possible – a cosy guest bedroom in a little house by the beach where you will stay when you come and visit us. Will you do that for me?